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Tweak says, "no need to be freaky"

fallen_ginta (fallen_ginta) wrote,
@ 2008-02-19 05:41:00

Current location:	back in my own apartment, yay!
Current mood:	cryptic

I really don't think so
Well. That was fun and everything, but on the whole I think I'd rather not do any more down time with the medics. Also hospital food sucks. I'm going out to buy some cake now. Laundry tonight. Mission tomorrow. And I have a date on Friday. Things are looking up.

[private to Kakashi]
So here's the thing I don't get, Genius. If I was really having screaming, raving, blacked-out flash-back nightmares like the medics said, wouldn't you have at least woken up? And don't pretend you were asleep and not listening when that skinny woman from psych was in there interrogating me about it, because she came back three times and they kept me cooped up in there for two extra days, and I had to get smarter and smarter about tonguing those damn little red pills.

Look I know myself. I don't break like that. So what the fuck. You think someone from Intel is fucking around here? Cause all I can figure is I was drugged.
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Of course if Kakashi's in on it, then it does me no good asking him. It's not a huge deal. I mean after all, there's not a jounin alive who hasn't got that four letter word 'PTSD' scrawled in his medical chart somewhere. But I don't break like that. It's like some kind of clumsy attempt to make it look like I'm less stable than I am. I don't like it.
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fallen_kakashi
2008-02-19 09:09 pm UTC (link)

Hospital food isn't that bad. It's free. Then again, if they charged people for it there would be a tripling of Konoha's homicide rate in the first week...

[private to Ginta]
Hoshika said you did. The nurse said you did. Your chart said you did. And I can be pretty out of it after a... yeah. The asshole from intel had to jutsu me awake when he wanted my side.

Sorry, jackass. I might've missed the crazy show. It's not uncommon after a bad mission, I think ours qualified. Either that or you seriously pissed someone off in the basement. You got someone with a grudge?

~~I was asleep. Mostly. You think I wanted her on my case, too? One intel ass a week is more then enough.~~[/private to Ginta]

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fallen_ginta
2008-02-20 10:34 am UTC (link)

Yeah, but if the people who were charged for it actually ate it, there'd be a mass die off, or at least an epidemic of nausea of epic proportions, so it would probably even out. Also I would like it on record that that salty tan crap they tried to foist off on us as "cream soup" is in fact gravy and should not be eaten by the bowlful under any circumstances.

Speaking of which, you totally owe me dinner. So where are we going? I like yakitori a lot. And sushi's always good.

[private to Kakashi]
Could Hoshika be... I don't know, brainwashed or anything like that? I mean, no offense to you, but she's really the most reliable witness we've got, so if she says it happened...

But dammit that is not... I don't break like that.

I don't know, maybe a pissed off ex? I've dated a couple of guys in Intel. But it doesn't seem like a pissed off ex kind of trick. Besides an ex would know I'd be suspicious. Fuck, this is giving me a headache.

[Private]
If Kakashi is on on this, then so's his dog. Or maybe not, I only have his word for what Hoshika said. But she's been surprisingly careful about checking up on me since we got back. Weird, cause she's his summon. I wonder if he asked her to watch me. But she seems kind of guilt about it, like she's sneaking away from him to look in on me. So maybe I really did freak her out.

Yeah this is definitely giving me a headache.

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fallen_kakashi
2008-02-20 10:51 am UTC (link)

An epidemic of epic proportions? When was the last time you heard of an epidemic of minute proportions? And yeah, the gravy soup sucks. Ask for chicken next time, they put real meat in it. I don't know if it's chicken meat, but it's better then nothing.

Does this side of never work for you?

[private to Ginta]
Is there any point asking you what you do break like?

She's a dog. She's a smart dog, but she's a dog. She can get hit by anything we get hit by.

...like sharingan.

Hey, jackass, you ever piss off Uchiha Itachi?[/private to Ginta]

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fallen_ginta
2008-02-20 11:16 am UTC (link)

Well there could be a sort of moderately scaled epidemic, like when a whole class of kids at the academy gets head-lice or something. Versus a whole village coming down with the pukes. See what I mean?

And whoah, you could ask for different soup? I didn't really get a choice. They just brought stuff.

Never's too far away. How about this weekend?

[private to Kakashi]
...

You think someone sharinganed her? Uchiha Itachi? He's the prodigy with the chip on his shoulder, right? I don't remember pissing him off specifically. Although I did go out with one of his cousins for a few months. Why? You think he has something to do with this?

Shit, was he the Intel ass who interviewed you? Is he even in Intel? I thought he was Hunters.

[Private]
Is this about the Uchiha having a grudge against Kakashi? But why involve me?

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fallen_kakashi
2008-02-20 06:33 pm UTC (link)

I don't think those count as epidemics, more like annoyances. You'd know all about annoyances, I'd wager.

Yeah, it's easy. You pin a nurse that looks vaguely sympathetic, bat your eyes and be all pretty, then genjutsu them until they bring you good tasting stuff. It only works if you've got the energy for it, though. (And make sure you don't get caught, or they strap you down. That can really ruin an afternoon.)

This weekend I'm washing my hair. How about next century? I think I have a free monday.

[private to Ginta]
No. I think someone sharingan'd me. Maybe a nurse, too, if they stuck a note on your chart.

Or maybe we're both insane.

Yeah he was. I... I don't know. I think so... He had orders. No, he said he had orders.

Fuck. I hate comas. You never wake up sensible.[/private to Ginta]

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fallen_ginta
2008-02-20 08:34 pm UTC (link)

Oh well yeah, I guess if you use a genjutsu.... Cause I tried the charming and sweet trick. That did get me popsicles and peach gelatin, but she kind of laughed at my request for sushi.

You don't have enough hair for it to take all weekend. Wash it Saturday, we'll go out Sunday. And don't tell me you belong to one of those cults that holds Sunday sacred, cause I already know that's a crock and you pray at the Shinto shrines when you bother to express any religious fervor. You'll have to be more creative than that.

[Private to Kakashi]
You? And Hoshika, or just you? Because if it wasn't her, then ask her again what happened. See if her story's the same.

You might be insane, and I guess I've already admitted to insanity. But not this kind. Paranoia in a shinobi isn't mental illness, it's a survival skill.

I guess maybe it's time to do a little poking around in Intel, see if I can find out more about these "orders" of his. I wonder if my buddy Hiko can help? I'll snoop, you stay out of it, in case he is targeting you.

I've only had it happen once but yeah. Sucks hard ass. You are okay now, right?
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[Private]
This is getting more and more fucked up. And I still don't see why making me look like a nut case does anything to further an Uchiha vendetta against Kakashi. Unless it's a red herring. Or maybe, I don't know, they want me looking nuts so I don't get assigned more missions with him? Not that I can see how that works in their favor. Or I suppose this could all still be something else entirely that Kakashi is in on, only.. I can't see any reason for that, either. I mean if he jus wants to avoid dinner with me, he doesn't need to do this. I suppose he could have orders...

Fuck. Headache. Bad headache.
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fallen_kakashi
2008-02-20 09:29 pm UTC (link)

I'm guessing sweet and charming you looks about ten. Maybe younger. At least you entertained the nurse.

I'm thorough. Soap in on Saturday, wash it out on Sunday. Then comes the complicated braiding process, followed by gel. What, you think my hair gets like this on its own?

[Private to Ginta]
Hang on.

...

Uchiha brat knocked her out. I saw him wake her up, but she's saying no. She woke up around dawn. Is the punishment for killing a Konoha-nin still death? Because it might be worth it.

Don't get caught. If he's targeting me... well, he won't be the first.

Never better, coma's are refreshing, didn't you know? As soon as I shake this cold I'll be golden.
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[Private]
I already owe Itachi for the ribs. Now he's got two black marks.

I'm starting to think dead-last really was the only decent Uchiha.
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fallen_ginta
2008-02-20 09:41 pm UTC (link)

More like fourteen. I might be small, but dude, my balls have actually dropped. You can't really reverse signs of puberty without a henge.

Tell you what, let's get takeout. Then we can eat in private luxury while your hair dries. Also you think my hair is annoying?

[Private to Kakashi]
...

Fuck.

Don't kill him. For all we know he's a pawn. I'll follow the trail and see if I can figure out who sent him and why.

Who else in Konoha do you think is targeting you?

You do realize you have about the crappiest immune system in all of Konoha except for the poor bastards with cancer?
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[Private]
This is fucked up.

Also my headache has now developed a headache of its own.

I wonder if this is how Grandfather felt.
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fallen_kakashi
2008-02-20 09:49 pm UTC (link)

They have? Really? Did someone kick them back up at the moment of descent? Because otherwise I'm at a loss to explain the pitch of your voice...

How about I take myself out of this conversation? Why don't you go bug someone that actually likes people?

[private to Ginta]
I'll wait, but only because you asked so nicely.

The list is long and distinguished. I won't bore you with it.

You ever hear the phrase "bad luck comes in threes?" It's bull. Bad luck comes and does not leave. I think I'm done with winter. I want to see some sun.

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	fallen_ginta 2008-02-20 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	Nope, they're right here. Want me to show you? And where's the challenge in that? Besides you do like people. At least some people. Me for example. [Private to Kakashi] I'll let you know what I turn up. Maybe we should take a mission down to Tea Country. Spring comes a little earlier there in the south anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallen_kakashi 2008-02-20 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	That's definitely the way to go about proving your maturity. Next you'll be challenging me to a pissing contest. Oh wait, we already did that. I'm not sure you actually count as a person. People know when to quit. [private to Ginta] Thanks. If you find something good, I may take you up on that, jackass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallen_ginta 2008-02-20 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	I know, and it was such fun. Let's not do it again. But anyway if I'm not a person then your misanthropy doesn't apply to me. Ergo you have no excuse to turn me down. Dinner Sunday? [Private to Kakashi] I'll see what I can come up with, Genius. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallen_kakashi 2008-02-20 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	For once we agree. I can always find a reason. What makes you think I like non-people any better? [private to Ginta] ... thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallen_ginta 2008-02-20 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	I've seen how much you dote on your dogs. Also your dogs adore me. Especially Hoshika. I'll be sure to tell her about our dinner plans; she'll be delighted. <333 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallen_kakashi 2008-02-21 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Unless you plan on growing four legs and a tail before Sunday, I wouldn't count on it. We've established Hoshika is vulnerable to brainwashing. And her taste was never that well-informed to begin with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallen_ginta 2008-02-21 12:12 am UTC (link)
	So that's a yes, then? Great! I'll see you Sunday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallen_kakashi 2008-02-21 12:14 am UTC (link)
	... Sure, I'll be the one holding the chidori. (Reply to this) (Parent)